[Workplace PUA] [Western Fantasy] [Multiple Races] [Light System Novel] [Conquest]
On his first day after transmigrating to the Abyss, Xia Qi became the Demon Army's "Director of Human Resources."
The bad news: no pension or benefits here, just lava and a 996 work schedule.
The good news: the Demon King of Destruction, the Flame Demon Lord, the Ancient Black Dragon, the Succubus Queen... They're all rebellious troublemakers.
Even better, in his previous life, Xia Qi was a top corporate consultant who specialized in dealing with difficult people.
And so...
[Ding! S-Rank Persuasion Quest triggered]
Quest One: Make the Demon King of Destruction write a self-criticism by hand saying, "Without Xia Qi, I would be nothing."
Quest Two: Convince the Flame Demon Lord to go mine ore at the front lines and chant, "Labor is glorious!"
Quest Three: Sell a dream to the Black Dragon, who's been slacking for ten thousand years, and get him to sign a "Strivers' Agreement" of his own free will and take the lead in working 24/7.
Quest Four: Make the Succubus Queen believe that "handling logistics is sexier than seducing the Demon King."
"Your Abyssal Breath is powerful, but I haven't seen your KPI."
"Up-or-out, got it? If you don't hustle today, you'll be packing your things tomorrow."
Three months later, the angel army laid siege to the city.
They thought they would see a mighty demon army.
Instead...
All the demons sat in neat rows, each holding a copy of The Manager's Handbook.
The Demon King of Destruction raised his hand:
"Director Xia, should I make this year's OKRs for Universal Supremacy a little more challenging?"
It's quite interesting that it seems impressive but I don't understand it.