Siheyuan: I Live Across the Hall, So Why Are You All Crying?

[Tough-as-nails neighbor] [Single commander] [Protective mentor]

Special forces hero Zhou Weiguo, the youngest regimental-level officer, is reassigned due to an injury. The head of the Organization Department personally arranges for him to move into No. 95 Nanluoguxiang Courtyard, where he becomes the next-door neighbor of He Yuzhu and his sister.

On his very first day, he sees Qin Huairu making He Yushui skip school to look after a child, while Jia Zhangshi points at her and calls her a “money-losing burden.”

Zhou Weiguo furrows his brow and immediately plays a recording of Jia Zhangshi's insults over a loudspeaker throughout the courtyard, humiliating her in front of everyone.

“Ding! The [Righteous Neighborhood System] has been activated. A malicious neighbor's behavior detected. Reward: [God-tier Combat Skills]!”

From then on, the courtyard's atmosphere changes.

Silly Zhu wants to help Qin Huairu out?

Zhou Weiguo immediately gives him a copy of The Anti-PUA Guide. “If you dare use your sister's tuition money to act like a lovesick lapdog again, I'll show you why flowers bloom red!”

Yushui has been bullied to tears?

Zhou Weiguo grabs Banggeng and takes him straight to the Jia family's home. “Apologize! Or I'll teach your son what real crying looks like!”

Yi Zhonghai wants to use morality to bully people?

Zhou Weiguo pulls out an official government document. “Comrade, don't lecture me about helping your neighbors. Start by learning the National Regulations on Preferential Treatment for Military Families!”

Yushui: “Big Brother Zhou, why are you so good to us?”

Zhou Weiguo gently pats her head, his gaze tender. “Because I promised a comrade-in-arms I'd take good care of his younger siblings.”