Dual Transmigration: Cultivating Immortality in a Cesspit, Revealing the Divine in the Modern World!

[Dual Transmigration] [Invincible] [Feel-Good Read] [Cultivation] [Comedy]

Lin Chen spent three years crawling through a monster's dung pit before making it back alive from the cultivation world.

After binding to the [Manifestation System], he finds that every option is more ridiculous than the last:

[A: Rescue a beauty] [B: Join the bandits] [C: Keep slurping noodles]

“Obviously C! Slurping noodles comes first!”

He flicks his chopsticks, and they cut through the air with a boom! The bandits drop on the spot, and the whole internet explodes with trending searches!

A rich kid throws money at him and accuses him of faking an accident? Lin Chen chases a supercar on foot for a hundred meters, terrifying the driver into falling to his knees and slamming into the car door. “Big bro! I'm dizzy!”

He comes home to find a naked woman calling the police? He glances over and calmly delivers his verdict: “Flat enough to land a Boeing 747.”

From then on, everything goes completely off the rails:

On Blue Star, he makes a spectacle of himself and cracks jokes, setting the internet ablaze until the authorities come pounding on his door in the middle of the night!

In the other world, he drops his secret identity and reveals his cultivation, cuts down an ancestor with his blade, and has his enemies cross worlds to hunt him down!

Lin Chen has barely finished slurping noodles in the city before he has to return to the other world and start killing again.

“Quit freaking nagging me! Making a spectacle of myself on Blue Star is harder than crawling through a dung pit for three years!”