My Junior Sister Bragged, and I Ended Up Lying Flat as a Sword Immortal!

[A fresh take on cultivation] [Hilarious everyday life] [Comedy] [A laid-back Sword Immortal]

Lin Fan has two regrets in life:

1. Telling his junior sister way too many fantasy stories!

2. Not shutting her up!

“My senior brother can break through just by breathing!”

“His laid-back sword intent could cleave even the Heavenly Dao!”

When his junior sister boasted for the 108th time, Lin Fan’s System blew up:

The more outrageous the brag, the stronger his cultivation became!

And so, his laid-back life began to spiral out of control:

At the third level of Body Tempering, he sliced a sect elder into a bald egg with a single sword strike.

His made-up Cultivation Method for the Laid-Back turned his icy master into a sleepless student, begging him, “Xiao Fan, how do I practice this move, Laid-Back Flip?”

The Demon Sect’s Holy Maiden went live and shouted, “Xiao Fanfan, I want to have your babies!”

As the beast tide bore down and the Heavenly Gate began to collapse, Lin Fan slumped in his rocking chair in despair:

“I told you I’m really just lying flat! Why won’t any of you believe me?!”

[Ding! Detected that the junior sister is bragging that the Host has cleaved open the Heavenly Gate...]

[Ding! Countdown to cleaving open the Heavenly Gate: 10 seconds!]

“Hongyu! I’m only at Foundation Establishment!”

This book is also known as The Whole Sect Thinks I’m a Big Shot, Even Though I’m Just a Laid-Back Fish, This Sword Immortal Is Clearly Overpowered, Yet He Slacks Off Too Much, and My Junior Sister Keeps Trying to Take Me Down!