I Transmigrated to the Pokémon World, and I’m Done Being Human

I transmigrated into an Alolan Vulpix and got stuck with a lousy System: “Cannot Be Caught” and “Superb Growth Potential.” The System heard that and immediately ran off.

Good heavens, nobody told me this setup came with a lifetime gag order!

All I can do every day is spam commentary in my head: Is that idiot Ash looking for a Wurmple in the grass again?!

Misty says Gyarados is too scary, and I roll my eyes so hard they leave the galaxy. Scary, my foot! Back when I played the games, it was my main Pokemon!

Then one day, Ash suddenly clasps my paw and says earnestly, “So we’ve been soulmates all along, beyond the need for a Poke Ball!”

My mind crashes on the spot. Kid, wake up! The System Ball just bounces off me, that’s all!