After failing his tribulation, Wu Yuntian thinks his soul has been destroyed, but instead he accidentally fuses with a mysterious crystal from beyond the heavens and awakens an overbearingly supreme catchphrase: “If I want it to exist, then heaven cannot deny it!”
He plans to use this bug-level ability to keep a low profile and survive in the cultivation world. But trouble keeps finding him, and he's forced to take on Li Duobao, an immortal scion who's a walking treasure trove and an unbeatable fast-talker. From then on, things take a turn for the absurd.
At the Immortal Realm's grand tournament, the geniuses from every faction bring out ancient immortal artifacts and primordial treasures, fighting until the laws crack and the sun and moon lose their light. Cornered and out of options, Wu Yuntian simply says, “Times have changed, old man.”
His words become law! The void tears open, and a six-barreled divine weapon engraved with mysterious runes crashes down. Its barrels spin, spewing azure flames that annihilate spiritual energy: “Brrrt, brrrt, brrrt!!!”
On his lofty seat, the Immortal Venerable, unchanged for countless ages, jumps to his feet, his eyes filled with shock and his Dao heart shaken. “Investigate at once! How did this kid get his hands on... the Italian cannon I lost in the mortal realm all those years ago?!”
This is an outrageous tale of science (physics) colliding with the occult (cultivation), of using a Gatling gun to reason with people and an Italian cannon to blast the cycle of reincarnation to smithereens.
