I transmigrate into Journey to the West, and from the start I’m Benbo’erba?
Lu Yang realizes the truth on the spot. “I’m doomed. The rest of my fishy life will be nothing but storms and hardship. I’ll probably end up getting beaten to death with a stick.”
And Jade Wave Pool isn’t an easy place to get by, either. He has to serve Princess Wansheng, and her consort even plucks off his scales...
I can’t go on living like this!
Congratulations! The Salted Fish Turns the Tables System has bound itself to you. Begin a magnificent fishy life that will dominate all ages!
Lu Yang: “System, did I hear you right? You expect me, Benbo’erba, to dominate all ages for the rest of my life?”
You tell me, isn’t dominating all ages a comeback?
Ding! You’re at the end of your rope. Get out there and make something of yourself!
Five hundred years ago, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven took the Golden Cudgel and shook the world. Today, go to the Western Sea and pull out the Sky-Pillar White Jade Column!
“Me? I, Benbo’erba, am supposed to pull up the Sky-Pillar?” Lu Yang loses it.
Don’t panic. Here’s your beginner’s gift: one of the Nine Mysteries, the Secret of Arms, which lets you turn anything into a weapon!
Lu Yang: “A true man between Heaven and Earth cannot spend his life beneath others. I’m pulling it out!”
Ding! You have successfully pulled up the Sky-Pillar, shaking the Western Sea!
Reward: Supreme Art of Sensual Desire. When both parties resonate, their magic power increases and they share their life force!
Lu Yang: “It increases life force? Great, great!”
And so Journey to the West begins at Jade Wave Pool. In the blink of an eye, Heaven and Earth are turned upside down...
Princess Wansheng: “You! You lecher! How dare you knock my consort out with a single blow!”
Bull Demon King: “You wretch, how dare you torment my beloved concubine? Prepare to die!”
Taishang Laojun: “Benbo’erba is forging an ultimate imperial weapon? Impossible! But who is Benbo’erba?”
The Jade Emperor: “All the gods and Buddhas in Heaven, unite to destroy Benbo’erba!”
Not bad, not bad, pure Journey to the West, the little man Bao Bao walks out of the Bibo Pond, and the world is turned upside down in a blink of an eye, so abstract that it defies the heavens!