Late at night, Lu Yi croaked in his office.
The murder was strange and bizarre.
By then, he had already transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation,
where he had hoped to reach the pinnacle of the immortal path.
But then he realized something was off.
“What? You people made yourselves infertile just to cultivate immortality?”
“Only cultivators are truly superior. You can soar through the clouds to the ninth heaven?”
“In the Great Wilderness, yin and yang are the Dao, and the Fruit Position reigns supreme?!”
“Holy crap! Even the Chosen One is a grind addict? That's something!”
“...”
Just as Lu Yi was angrily condemning this rotten culture of cultivation,
it arrived!!
It came striding in with the swagger of someone who couldn't care less about burning bridges!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have awakened the Down-and-Out Good-for-Nothing's Comeback System!]
[Ding! Host has made a comeback, and the heroine has completely decided to lie flat. Reward: Everlasting Life Scripture!]
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have successfully exchanged for the Grass-Character Sword Art!]
[Ding! Host has made a successful comeback and slain the Chosen One. Reward: Withering and Flourishing Scripture!]
[...]
Hey, System!
You say I'm the good-for-nothing of a down-and-out family,
and then ask why I don't grind harder?
I've already transmigrated. Can't I just play the bandit and enjoy myself for once?!
Whoever wants to grind can grind. I'm definitely not doing it.
The world is absurd, so I'll be absurd too!
[Fruit Position Battles] + [Cyberpunk Cultivation] + [No Female Lead] + [Decisive and Ruthless]
P.S. The synopsis is absurd, and so is the story.
Just click in and read, folks.
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