Reborn in the world of Journey to the West as Gao Cuilan, I decisively chose the most gullible, honest giant as my live-in husband. He ate a lot, but he was kindhearted, hardworking, and pure-eyed. At a glance, he seemed nothing like the scumbag who had deceived me in my previous life. On our wedding night, he got drunk and revealed pig ears and bristles. Only then did I realize this was Zhu Bajie! When my father was about to beat his son-in-law to death, I sighed and stopped him. "I've waited fourteen years for you to go fetch the scriptures. If you don't come back, I'll find ten handsome men." But on the journey to fetch the scriptures, he kept slacking off to visit Gao Village, and even secretly taught me how to cultivate. "Wife, don't go looking for anyone else. I'm better than they are!" In the end, his official seal as the Altar Cleanser Envoy...