I Told You to Guard the Mountain, Not Dig Up the Immortal Emperor’s Tomb!

After transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Gu Chang'an awakens the God-Tier Slacker System. He can grow stronger just by slacking off! To lie flat in peace, he fills in the Well of Heart-Questioning during the sect examination, stunning everyone! He expects to be expelled from the sect, but the aloof, stunning peak master takes him in as her personal disciple on the spot, praising him as “decisive and unconventional”! Gu Chang'an is at a loss. “Master, that’s really not what I meant!” His master snorts. “Quiet. I understand. This is the Scripture of Nonaction, perfect for someone as wise as you, who hides it beneath a foolish exterior.” From then on, Gu Chang'an never looks back on the path of slacking off. “Ding! You took a long nap in the Scripture Pavilion and received the sign-in reward: One Thought God-Demon Physique!” “Ding! You used a forbidden sect technique to cook dinner and received the sign-in reward: Chaos Flame!” Then one day, demons from beyond the realms invade, putting the sect in mortal danger as his master fights desperately, drenched in blood. Just as everyone despairs, Gu Chang'an strolls out with a yawn. “Who’s making all that noise? Can’t a person get any sleep?” The next moment, he strikes with a single palm, and the demonic army vanishes without a trace! The entire sect is stunned. “So Junior Uncle has been shouldering everything for us all along!” Gu Chang'an protests, “I haven’t! I didn’t! Don’t make things up!”