I Transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty and Somehow Became Zhao Gao

[#Absurd #Comedy #Feel-Good Power Fantasy #Laugh Until You Drop] Li Ming, an overworked office drone who died from working overtime, opened his eyes to find he’d become Zhao Gao, the Qin dynasty eunuch! With the First Emperor of Qin watching him like a hawk and his historical destiny of “calling a deer a horse” looming over him, he decides to defy fate using modern workplace know-how: Using corporate jargon to bluff his way through: When the First Emperor asks why he’s late, he blurts out, “Your Majesty, traffic in the capital was terrible. My donkey cart was like the subway during rush hour.” Instead of getting in trouble, he’s praised for “understanding the people’s hardships”; Using KPIs to overhaul the palace: He sets “cleaning KPIs” and “memorial-to-the-throne conversion rates” for the eunuchs, driving Li Si to slam the table and shout, “Zhao Gao! Are you trying to turn the court into a marketplace?”; Inventing “Qin-style happy water”: He mixes honey, smoked plums, and sparkling water to create “Great Qin Geek Happy Water,” which unexpectedly becomes the First Emperor’s life-prolonging drink; Leading historical figures astray: He teaches Fusu to use “SWOT analysis” to assess the struggle for the throne, helps Meng Tian design a “cavalry performance review,” and even Xiang Yan, the grandfather of Xiang Yu, comes to ask him how to make a “military strategy PowerPoint.” Just as Li Ming uses “governing through PowerPoint” and “OKR assessments” to work his way into the First Emperor’s inner circle, he discovers to his horror that the famous historical incident of “calling a deer a horse” was actually a blunder he made while trying to meet his performance targets?! See how a modern office drone launches a hilarious career climb through the Qin palace, and, along the way, saves the Great Qin Empire from collapsing after just two generations!