Mr. Fu, Your White Moonlight Is a Dog!

Name: Mr. Fu, Your White Moonlight Is a Dog!
Author: Chen Yuxi

傅先生，您的白月光是条狗！

by Chen Yuxi (陈余曦)

Status: Completed
Length: 20k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Animals Becoming Spirits + Devoted Simp Romance + True and False First Loves + Interspecies Jealousy] (The author has lost it, so don't ask. If you're relating this to real life, maybe start over!) She is a pet funeral director. Her specialty: helping deceased poodles pass on, while also consoling her own shattered, penniless heart. He is a cold, domineering CEO, with one affliction: searching for the first love who saved him as a child. She once lit up his life with half a sausage! One day, she holds a funeral for his beloved dog. He stares at the photo in her wallet and exclaims with joy, “That half a sausage... You were my light!” She breaks down and sets him straight: “Wake up, Mr. Fu! That's a dog in the photo! Your first love was reincarnated as the husky next door ages ago!” The husky suddenly comes charging over with a wedding ring in its mouth: “Woof, woof, woof!” (Translation: Woman! Trying to steal my man?) He drops to one knee before the dog and gazes at it tenderly: “Good girl, the stepmom Dad found for you... can make sausage jianbing!” She waves the cremation price list and roars: “Second tombstone is half price! The two of you can get a 20% discount if you’re buried together right now!”

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