I’m a Prophet in the Martial Arts World, but I Keep Getting It Wrong

Su Xiaotang stayed up late rewatching The Smiling, Proud Wanderer when a bolt of lightning struck the collection of wuxia novels outside her window. When she opened her eyes again, she was lying in the middle of a desolate wilderness, with half a copy of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer beneath her. She thought it was a prank by the film crew, until she met a beggar who really knew martial arts. He asked, “My lady, do you know the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms?” Su Xiaotang blurted out, “Resist the Dragon in the Field!” A glint of cold light flashed in the beggar’s eyes, and she broke into a cold sweat. She’d taken things too far. This martial world was real!