Slacking Off from the Start, I Bear Children to Stay Alive and Become Empress

[Man becomes woman + Heaven’s Chosen Offspring System + spiritual spring space]

A silly, no-brains comedy with eight male leads and amateurish writing. If that bothers you, don’t read!

Modern-day overworked office drone Yuan Zhao dies from working 996 hours and becomes the cannon-fodder princess apparent of the Great Sheng matriarchal dynasty. From the start, a reborn woman steals her jade pendant and pushes her off a cliff.

The moment she opens her eyes, she’s bound to the Heaven’s Chosen Offspring System. Her life hangs by a thread, and only having children can extend her life and add years to it.

She unexpectedly gains a golden finger: a spiritual spring space and an offspring System, letting her farm and raise children at the same time.

The more gifted her children are, the more good fortune they return to her, and the longer she lives. She can even defy fate through her children.

While others fight for power and profit, she lies flat and has children. While others get caught up in cutthroat palace intrigue, she grows vegetables, stews chicken, and spends time with her husbands.

A stoic general, a handsome physician cultivator, a hot-tempered merchant king, a germaphobic chancellor, a rakish swordsman, a scheming hostage prince... One high-fortune man after another gets drawn in.

From a good-for-nothing princess apparent thrown off a cliff to a woman with eight husbands under one roof and eight successful children, she accidentally ascends the throne.

She wins the people’s hearts by having children, lives to become an empress who rules for a thousand years, and enjoys a sweet, doting life that never ends.

P.S. The heroine should be silly and have a gloomy sense of humor! The System is funny, ridiculous, dramatic, cocky, and obnoxious!