[Pure wish fulfillment + goofy jokes and memes + unhinged madness + hilarious comedy + subverting expectations]
A trillion yuan falls from the sky, and the System has just one ironclad rule: lose money! For every yuan lost in a parallel world, you get a hundred yuan in the real world. Make a profit, and you'll be punished so severely you'll question your life!
Goofy girl Yang Yingying has always dreamed of being a couch potato. Thinking she's won the greatest jackpot in history, she sets off on a reckless spree to wreak havoc... no, invest across all worlds.
She dives into the sunset industry of bike sharing, buying the heaviest, hardest-to-ride heaps of junk, only for them to become the whole city's most sought-after fitness trend. She breaks into the restaurant business, selling "Isatis Root Instant Noodles" at a haunted hospital, and somehow it's hailed as a "soul-healing sanctuary" that cures anorexia. She invests in the cringiest web-game ads, only to make an has-been celebrity famous and take over Bilibili's parody video scene. She tearfully buys out one bankrupt rival after another, until she's forced onto the Nobel Prize stage...
When the entire world reveres this "industry's death omen" as an investment goddess who can turn anything into gold, and every villain is weeping and begging her to buy them out, Yang Yingying can only clutch her astronomical bank balance and collapse in despair atop a mountain of gold bricks, shouting:
"Please! All I want is to quietly lose every last cent of my starting capital!"
