From the Start, I Had Eternal Life: Junior Sister Begs Me to Stop Being a Slacker

Li Changshou has a massive problem: he can’t die! Others cultivate immortality to live forever, but he thinks life is already too long and just wants to lie flat and sunbathe. (￣ω￣;) An unexpected recruitment drive at an immortal sect forces this lazy big shot to “come out of seclusion.” From then on, the cultivation world turns upside down: He touches a spirit-testing stone? It explodes! He tries to lie down in the servant quarters? The blanket catches fire! He’s punished by being told to tend the spirit fields? A hundred acres of spirit rice ripen instantly, with quality beyond compare! A furnace explodes at the alchemy peak? He casually tosses in a handful of weeds and refines a divine pill that shocks the world! The sect tournament? He dozes off in the arena, while his opponents’ weapons explode, they trip over nothing, or their ultimate moves backfire. He lies his way to the championship! (⊙ˍ⊙) His gentle junior sister is always trying to motivate him: “Senior Brother! You have to work hard!” Li Changshou: “Junior Sister, life is short. You should lie flat while you can!” (◕ᴗ◕✿) Enemies from every corner try to humiliate him, only to be knocked flat by a wisp of the primordial aura he unconsciously gives off! But what hurts the most isn’t his enemies. It’s time. A thousand years pass, and his friends, his beloved, even the fierce elders from back then, all turn to dust. Of the eighty thousand words in the world, love is the most painful. The person you’re waiting for might return tomorrow, or you might never see them again. Only he remains, drifting through the river of time... doing nothing. (Ｔ▽Ｔ) In this lighthearted power fantasy, witness how an indolent man is driven by endless time to become the Dao Ancestor. He journeys through changing seas and fields, the rise and fall of dynasties, and the parting of lovers. In the end, even the Heavenly Dao can’t help but complain: “Why is this guy still slacking off?!” ┗( T﹏T )┛