Romance of the Three Kingdoms IX: Dragon Soars Over Xinye

Reborn in Xinye, my soul enters the body of Liu Bei, the big-eared bandit! No, no, no. Only a fool would take the people across the river! No, no, no. The Battle of Changban was all about individual heroics. Zhao Zilong was a general of great talent! No, no, no. You can't drop A Dou. You have to pick him up so he can inherit the vast realm! The beauties of the world bloom like flowers. If you're going to do it, be a womanizer. Cherishing the fairer sex is just a waste of resources! The world's talented men are sweeping east with the river. Crush the treacherous, promote the loyal and righteous, and rule heroes with the Way of the King. What a thrill!