Back! Back! Back! You Can't Handle My Bad Luck

[Dumped from the start? No problem! This princess can coast to victory on her bad luck!]

Shen Miaoyan is known as “the unluckiest girl in the capital.”

She trips at every banquet, snaps a string every time she plays the zither, and can even bring down her neighbor's wall just by breathing!

The day her scumbag fiancé broke off their engagement, she threw her head back and wailed, “It's not like I wanted this!”

Then... a bolt of lightning struck the scumbag's family ancestral grave, right on target!

[She wanted to keep her head down and survive, but her bad luck insists on making trouble!]

Her wicked stepmother serves her poisoned soup? The bowl flips over and scalds a pig's trotter!

A cold-faced God of War blocks her way? She slides to her knees and grabs his leg. “Your Highness! Give me money!”

Everyone: “Shen Miaoyan! Stay away from us!”

Miaomiao protests indignantly: “Back! Back! Back!”

[What? The cold-faced prince wants to marry me? Does he have a thing for being abused?!]

The emperor forces her to marry the “Living King of Hell” to bring him good fortune, and the whole capital waits to see the jinx bring about the death of the ruler of the underworld.

But then

The bridal chamber springs a leak on their wedding night? The prince calmly takes her to his study to count money!

They're ambushed on the battlefield? She casually trips and wipes out the assassins!

Even an enemy nation's witchcraft curse... gets batted away and turned back on them by the golden broom bestowed on her by the emperor!

Everyone: “???” So much for bringing each other misfortune. Isn't she a walking blessing?!

[Later,]

Envoys from the four kingdoms kneel and beg, “Princess! Please stop using your powers! We'll offer you mountains of gold and silver!”

The emperor kisses his adorable grandchild over and over. “My sweet grandchild! Wish your imperial grandfather another ten thousand years of life!”