I'm a Comedy Star in the High Martial World

When Qin Xiaotian, a struggling writer who stayed up all night writing jokes, gets struck by lightning and transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world with an S-shaped explosion of a hairstyle...

He thinks he'll get the overpowered hero's script, but instead, he's bound to a bizarre System where the funnier he is, the more invincible he becomes!

Others cultivate by comprehending the Dao. He breaks through by doing square dancing.

Others ride their swords on the wind. He crosses a tribulation on a screaming rubber chicken.

Others refine pills to seek immortality. He makes a pill that curses and kicks its legs in the air.

When a ninth-tier vicious beast attacks, he pulls out "Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests" and scares the beast into PTSD on the spot...

In this cyberpunk martial-arts world where everyone cultivates in icy detachment, Qin Xiaotian wields the "Awkward Dance Manual" in one hand and a selfie stick that doubles as a demon-subduing pestle in the other. He gets a poker-faced assassin to dance like a girl-group member, teaches a haughty campus beauty cheesy pickup lines, and even discovers that the king of the beasts is obsessed with "Country Love"!

But as one ridiculous stunt after another unfolds, from "using luosifen to make a thousand-year-old zombie cry" to "telling cold jokes to the Heavenly Dao," he gradually discovers...

The world's greatest conspiracy is that all the bosses die because they can't hold back their laughter?!

★ Combat can't beat comedy: Break the gods' seals with hand-waving dance moves, and win a jump-rope championship using an immortal-binding rope.

★ The System sabotages its Host: The prize wheel gives him Lao Gan Ma, and the voice pack switches.

(Friendly reminder: Don't drink while reading, or you might laugh so hard you'll spit all over your phone.)