Pokemon: Is the Sky Screen Forcing Me to Become a God? A Global Livestream

[Sky screen control + thrilling public humiliation + everyone’s favorite Ash] A mysterious sky screen appears, livestreaming the future to the entire world! From the start, it delivers a devastating blow: [Ash falls in battle, sacrificing himself to save the world!] The world is moved to tears! But this blasted sky screen loves digging up embarrassing old memories! Greninja beats Gardevoir? Before the match, Ash is so nervous he has to sit on the toilet! (Comments: The Champion’s resolve?) Infernape becomes a legend? On the eve of Paul’s breakdown, Ash gets shocked while applying medicine and ends up with an afro! (Paul: I lost to that idiot?) He wins the Alola League? He has to run three streets from Tapu Koko just to get a Z-Ring! (Audience: Did he become Champion by running?) He survives a lethal blow and turns the tables in the Masters Eight? Before the match, he downs ten bottles of Moomoo Milk! (Tobias: I’m reporting him! He’s cheating with milk!) He helps Hoopa fish Groudon out of trouble? Ash trades a Berry with Kyogre for Wi-Fi! (Legendary Pokemon: Humans, that’s ridiculous!) The global trending lists explode! Serena covers her face. “Ash… you get nervous and… pfft!” (Face turning red) Cynthia holds her forehead. “The hero who slew a god… was so scared he ran to the toilet?” Doduo loses it. “I lost to an afro-wearing milk drinker? Give me my money back!” (Comments: What a scrub!) Ash’s Most Mortifying Moments goes on sale, complete with bonus photos of him in a dress! (Ash: Please, sky screen, have a heart!) Then the sky screen shows [A mortal body standing against the Creator God]… The whole world goes from laughing to tears: Every mortifying moment hides grueling training and effort! Every humiliating stumble is the battle cry of someone who refuses to give up! That “fall” was the final torch he lit for the world! Ash clutches Pikachu, who’s embarrassed by his old “scared of ghosts” story, and wails, “You’re forcing me to become a god while livestreaming my humiliation? Are you evil?!” The comments flood in like a tidal wave: “Sir Ash! Your mortifying moments are the highest honor!” “This Champion and the sky screen are inseparable!”