I Steal the Bull Demon King's Sugar Daddy, and Get Stronger Just by Soaking in the Tub

I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became a cowherd? My fiancée broke off our engagement? The whole village calls me a good-for-nothing? I transmigrated into Journey to the West, but I don’t cultivate immortality. A toothpick is stuck in my chrysanthemum! Little do they know, I’ve been delivering meals every day for twelve years to Sun Wukong, the one beneath Five Elements Mountain! The Golden Cudgel, the Seventy-Two Transformations, and the ability to grow to colossal proportions: the Great Sage taught me everything he knew. My mortal body is impure, so I need immortal spring water to temper it and break through! The spring in the Cave of the Spider Women is too much trouble. The spring beside Princess Jade Face’s mountain at Jilei Mountain is just right! I only meant to borrow the spring for a bath, but I stumbled upon a beauty in peril! I beat the mountain demon king to death with one blow, then turned around and swindled the Bull Demon King’s mount, the Azure-Water Golden-Eyed Beast! The demon king demanded, “You bastard, how dare you touch my pet?” I pulled out the Golden Cudgel and grinned. “Uncle, I’ve taken your mount for a ride. Mind if I borrow your wife’s Plantain Fan, too?” Living off a woman while acting the tough guy? No! She’s the one eagerly serving it up to me! A dip in the immortal spring sends my cultivation soaring, and I attain a sacred body! I snatch the Bull Demon King’s opportunities, and claim all his treasures and beauties! I recruit the Tiger, Deer, and Goat Demons, along with the Leopard King of South Mountain, and build the strongest force in Journey to the West! Sun Wukong: “Disciple, next time, go swindle the Buddha’s alms bowl for me to use as a chamber pot!”