Transmigrated: This Princess's Husband Is a Bit of a Flirt

Bossy princess vs. sweet-faced, weak husband Shen Lang was an office drone, squeezed dry by a “blessings in return” PowerPoint until not a drop of blood remained. He closed his eyes, opened them again, and received the transmigration package deal: he was now Gu Linfeng, the most pitiful son-in-law in the history of the Dayin Dynasty. It was hell from the start! A wedding night? Not a chance! The princess thought he was bad luck, and his wedding partner was a big red-flower-bedecked rooster! The guests were holding back their laughter so hard they were about to burst. The original owner had been so humiliated that he'd used the princess's priceless mermaid gauze to hang himself from a roof beam! Shen Lang: “???” He'd just transmigrated and was already experiencing the near-death feeling of suffocation? What a blessing! Anyone want to trade? The good news: he didn't die. The hot-tempered Princess Xiao Yuhuang kicked down the door and saved him! The bad news: the princess looked at him like he was unrecyclable garbage and kindly informed him, “Try to kill yourself again, and I'll send you off myself. I'll make sure it's quick and clean!” Shen Lang looked at this breathtakingly beautiful but murderous “client,” then at the jade seal-shaped mark that had inexplicably appeared over his heart, as if an official stamp had come to life... The spirit of the office drone blazed within him! To stay alive (mostly because he was afraid to die), he decided to put all his skills to use: Playing crazy and stupid? Try chewing on a pillar! Go for the pinewood, it's nice and crunchy! Taking a blade or arrow for someone? That's an injury on the job! Client, remember to reimburse me for the medical bills! The princess is in danger? Seal, activate! Though it might leave me as a “jade-seal ruins theme park”... He'd thought that clinging to his client's leg would let him keep his life and coast along, eating and waiting for death. Who knew this “seal” had such an important origin? It was tied to a secret treasure from the previous dynasty and a shocking conspiracy! Even worse, the more he used the “seal,” the more he seemed to... be running out of power and shutting down.