Sharp-Tongued Little Immortal Master: The Metaphysics Expert Is Missing Virtue in Her Five Elements

Before my master disappeared, he left me just four words: “The coffin is moving. Come back at once.”

Ji Lingyu looked at her life-and-death ledger, where her “negative karma balance” was about to overflow, and fell into thought. Want to go home? First, she had to pay off her “underworld debt”!

And so, the Metaphysical Face-Slapping Agency (part-time) opened for business:

Services: Specializing in putting all kinds of troublemakers in their place (human/ghost/demon), face-slapping by any means necessary (physical/magical), and handling all sorts of supernatural cases (payment: good karma/cash, cash preferred!).

Director: Ji Lingyu (skills: MAX-level sharp tongue, maxed-out magic, negative karma without limit).

Employee: Ling Xiao (role: human ATM and chief punching bag, routinely roasted).

Consultant: Hua Ling (specialties: unusual gu techniques, a ferocious appetite, and part-time cuteness).

From smashing a crooked hospital, to exposing an influencer’s beauty-filter ghost, to making a rich second-generation brat perform a “truth-or-striptease” in public… Ji Lingyu’s daily face-slapping spree sent her good karma soaring!

Then a blood-red invitation from the “Netherworld Pavilion” arrived, bearing her master’s distress sigil… Ji Lingyu crushed the card. “The Netherworld Pavilion, huh? You lay a hand on my master? Get your coffins ready. I’ll put you in them myself!”

[Reader’s Guide] Absurdly funny and action-packed! Magical face-slapping galore! See how a sharp-tongued celestial master and her unlucky teammates crush their way through every obstacle and strike straight at the heart of the enemy!