The Mushroom Kingpin

“Nima slaughtered my calf and said, ‘Drink every drop of its blood on your knees, then you can go pick mushrooms!’ But when I dug an ivory Buddha shrine out of a mushroom grave behind the lamasery... The entire snow mountain’s black market in corpse mushrooms suddenly opened up to me! Bai Ma crushed my mushroom basket under her high heels. ‘What makes a peasant like you think you can touch a Snow Lantern Mushroom?’ I smiled and handed her a gift box. ‘Would Nima’s little finger be enough to earn me the right?’ “If I gave you a mushroom hoe, how many lives would you dare take with it?” “If I gave you a mushroom hoe, how many lives would you dare take with it?” From then on, all of Xiangcheng was talking: The mushroom basket of Ge Rong, the cowherd, was filled with the heads of his enemies! They laughed at me for taking on guns and cannons with a mushroom hoe, but they had no idea: ✓ Bai Ma used matsutake mushrooms to launder money? I had Yang Jin’s taste buds blow up her hundred-billion-yuan futures scheme! ✓ Nima used poisonous mushrooms to hurt people? I exposed his forbidden mushroom grave and made him eat his own poisoned lungs! Then, on live television, I spun the bone ring on my little finger and smiled: “Why are the mushrooms on these 246 mu of fields so fresh? Because the fertilizer... is 246 wolves that tried to hunt me down!”” “If I gave you a mushroom hoe, how many lives would you dare take with it...?”