I Save Empress Ma, and Old Zhu Keeps Calling Me His Son-in-Law

Emergency physician Ye Yuxuan transmigrates into the body of a bankrupt, bookish nobody in the Ming dynasty, and gets saddled with a god-awful System. From the start, he wins the “Nine Clans Go Boom” gift pack: The Crown Princess Consort suffers postpartum hemorrhage? If he can't save her, his whole family gets beheaded! Ye Yuxuan tears down the imperial proclamation and rushes into the palace, giving the Crown Princess Consort an injection to stop the bleeding. But the woman has already become obsessed with propriety and refuses, even at the cost of her life... Ye Yuxuan: “Imagine Lady Lü taking the throne while your son calls someone else Mother. Imagine how awful it would look in the history books if they wrote that you ‘died of postpartum hemorrhage’...” Chang Shi lies down in tears. “...Just be gentle with the needle!” Zhu Yuanzhang issues an edict appointing him “Imperial Physician by Decree.” Looking at the eight hundred Imperial Bodyguards camped outside his home, Ye Yuxuan bursts out laughing: Old Zhu, did you send a spy to be my nurse? Perfect! Commander, help me hold down the Marquis of Wuding while he's having a fit. His tetanus is acting up! And so, an absurd spectacle unfolds in Yingtian Prefecture: Prince of Yan Zhu Di climbs over the wall to seek out the miracle doctor. “My hemorrhoids are in your hands!” The Imperial Bodyguards stay up all night memorizing the key points of Nursing. “Boss, the patient complained that your injections hurt too much. They're docking our pay!” Meanwhile, on the imperial throne, Zhu Yuanzhang fumes over the memorials: “He threatened Fourth Brother again, saying he'd burst his hemorrhoids if he didn't go expand the borders?!” “He threatened Ying again, saying he'd cut off his lucky pearl if he didn't do his radio exercises?!” “What?! He's using my imperial sword as a scalpel?!” Ye Yuxuan replies: “Your Majesty, stop fussing! Empress Ma has pulmonary tuberculosis, and I'm due to consult on her case!” “Your Majesty, I'm just an imperial physician. Why are you making me Chancellor of the Ming dynasty?”