The Whole Sect Is Spending My Life Away, but I Just Want to Be a Slacker

Shen Jing, a corporate drone, dies suddenly and transmigrates into a xianxia sect as a sword cultivator with the thinnest health bar around. Before he can even start slacking off, he gets bitten to death by a monster while saving his junior sister, accidentally activating the [Death Crowdfunding] System!

Every time he dies, the entire sect permanently gains 1% more health, and everyone comprehends the sword intent behind his final strike!

And so, everything goes completely off the rails!

“Senior Brother Shen, please go die already! I’m only one ‘Steel-Splitting Sword Intent’ away from breaking through!”

“Jing’er, there’s a forbidden ground where death is all but certain. Go there. The sect needs ‘Annihilation Sword Intent’ to survive the tribulation.”

“Alert! Alert! The Heavenly Dao has mistaken our sect for an ancient divine beast and sent down a transformation tribulation! Grand Elder, hurry! Make Shen Jing die again and boost our health bar!”

Shen Jing keeps coming back to life faster and faster. He’s numb, completely numb. All he wants is to slack off, but the entire sect is counting on him to spend his life for their upgrades.

Then he discovers that as long as the sect’s health bar is long enough, he can borrow the lives of all beings and ascend to sainthood in one leap!

The price is that if he ascends, the sect’s health bar will instantly drop to zero!