The System Forces Me to Be a Beggar, So I Drive the Gods Mad

After transmigrating, Lin Ye is dumped into a divine trial ground with a 99% death rate. While everyone else hacks monsters apart and fights over resources, he binds to the Myriad Heavens Beggar System. His task list has just one line: beg passing gods for food!

“Ding! Beginner's quest: Beg the goblin earth god for a piece of bread. Failure reward: get squeezed into juice by a man-eating flower on the spot!”

Lin Ye: “Big shot! That green hat with your earth-colored robe looks even more stylish than the village idiot back in my hometown! Spare a bite, would you?”

Goblin Earth God: “...Get lost!” He flings over a moldy loaf.

From then on, the trial ground takes a bizarre turn:

The God of War swings at Lin Ye, only for Lin Ye to cling to his leg. “Bro! That shield of yours looks pretty sturdy. Mind lending it to me for stir-frying?”

The God of Wealth has barely pulled out a gold coin when Lin Ye wails, “Your Majesty! There's a hole in your money pouch! Let me hold onto it for you. Just give me one copper coin!”

Even the King of the Gods gets cornered outside his temple. “Your Majesty! I heard you've been having trouble sleeping. How about I tell you a bad joke in exchange for a soothing pillow?”

The gods are furious. “Is this bastard a beggar or our ancestor?!”

Yet while they curse him, they stuff divine artifacts, divine power, and life-saving charms into his arms. After all, how could anyone resist? His begging is more entertaining than a battle between the gods!

One day, Lin Ye lies on a bed made of divine fragments and reads the System notification: “Gods currently in debt: 3,000+. The gods of the entire universe owe you a favor.” He silently pulls out his broken bowl. “Um... Creator God, could I trouble you for a cup of tea?”