I'm a Human. I Want a Wife, Not a Bunch of Insects

Name: I'm a Human. I Want a Wife, Not a Bunch of Insects
Author: An Yilan, Who Loves Scallion Noodles

老子是人要老婆不要一堆虫

by An Yilan, Who Loves Scallion Noodles (爱吃葱香面条的安易兰)

Status: Completed
Length: 778k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Jiang Xubai was an orphan who had finally managed to get into college. He died protecting his classmates during a geology field trip.

Well, dead is dead, but why was there no air conditioning in the underworld?

He was so hot he could barely stand it. Then he opened his eyes and realized he wasn't dead after all. Before he could even celebrate, he discovered he'd transmigrated into the Zerg world.

Well, transmigrating was one thing, but why was everyone a man? What?! He had a wife! And little buglets! He was also an abusive husband who lived off his wife while acting like he was the one providing for her!

But speaking of which...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. A top-tier beauty!

The Desal family's female Zerg were gorgeous.

Drool, drool. Wait, wait, he's a respectable person.

Just watch how he makes his wife nice and plump. Hehehe.

But the family was starting to decline. Let's see how he leads it back to prosperity.

For Blade, the eldest brother of the Desal family and a female Zerg,

his former male spouse had tormented him and his brothers so badly that they finally couldn't take it anymore and plotted to kill him.

Why did their new male spouse seem like a different bug after failing his second differentiation? As the other few watched their spouse change, they secretly rejoiced.

This was good news for the Desal family.

There is some romance, but not much.

Other names

Insectoid: Desar, Where Love and Fate Intertwine虫族之德萨尔：爱与命运的交织Alternate title on Fanqie

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310Chapters

2.4kReads · 30 days

129kReads · all time

304Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.7Score

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It's a great read, and the theme is fresh. I'd give it 3 stars. The other 2 stars are for not recommending it. One star is because the author updates slowly, and the other is because I'm afraid I'll be banned before I finish reading. This kind of genre is very likely to get banned 🤦. I've read five non-1v1 novels like this, and they were banned before they were finished.
48 likes1y ago
This novel has many elements, and I really enjoyed reading it. There are live streams, baby puppies, and marriages based on family units. Ding Lu has five wives, each one outstanding. My favorite character is Cassius. He's a female soldier, a very talented winner. To be honest, I didn't like him at first because he was so cold.
23 likes1y ago
Although the initial description of the number one character was a bit awkward, a bit childish, a bit inexplicable, a bit greasy, and a bit like, "You've successfully caught my attention, interesting," it was so awkward that I dug out the Magic Castle.
12 likes9mo ago
Finally, I've seen a true interstellar insect (and pet) novel. Every kiss is independent, focusing on just one insect. This is what a real insect novel should be like. It's not the kind where one insect is exclusively pampered; every time I see that kind of novel, I feel it's a bit out of touch with that era. This kind of novel is just right.
10 likes1y ago
The amusing events that occur between Jiang Xubai, who transmigrates (later renamed Ding Lü Desar), and the female insects of the Desar family. Brad's calm and composed demeanor, Cassius's outwardly cold but inwardly warm nature, Carol's gentle and reserved nature, Calandi's meticulous mind, and Cassel's gentle and refined character. What will happen? 🤔🤔🤔 Is it a sweet, peaceful life, or one of scheming and backstabbing?
10 likes1y ago
Actually, I read the comments section for a long time. Many people said it was very good, while some said it was a bit awkward. Some even said that Jiang Xubai was always making a scene. But I don't think he was making a scene. It was more of an anger. Jiang Xubai is a responsible person who doesn't want to be the one being protected.
9 likes9mo ago
It's good. Really good. It's just that the author might not have realized there's a slight bias. All four of the insects combined don't appear as much as Carol 🤦 Carol has the brooch Cassius has, Carol has the song Karanda has, Carol has the baby Brad has, and Carol has the baby too. The other brothers really have it tough. Their screen time is relatively less. Overall, though, the author is still great.
7 likes12mo ago
When I first started reading novels, I hoped every couple could live to a ripe old age and stay together forever, so I was obsessed with cultivation novels. Later, as I read more genres and the types of online novels increased, I realized that to learn to love, separation is normal; the important thing is the process, and the result is just the answer to the process.
6 likes3mo ago
It's so good! I just want the author to make sure the relationships are equal and unbiased. Every character is one of my favorites, and I want them to have beautiful relationships with the main character. The main character's feelings for each of them should be very deep.
6 likes11mo ago
It's fantastic! I can't wait to see how the story unfolds. The author's writing is excellent.
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