Sand Sea: What Do I Do When Dad Turns Into a Desperate Madman?

【Family bonds + adored by everyone + OOC warning + the Five Young Beef】 My name is Wu Li. My dad calls me Wu Xiaomao, but you can call me Yali. My dad is the only third-generation heir of the Wu family of the Nine Gates: Wu Xie, known in the underworld as Little Third Master (a title he got from my Third Granduncle Wu Sansheng, who ran away from home), and Young Buddha Wu. My other dad is Zhang Qiling, the “Northern Mute,” one of the two top dogs in the underworld. I was following my dad and my Uncle Pang to Changbai Mountain to bring my other dad home after he’d spent ten years waiting by the Bronze Gate. But while we were waiting for him, I accidentally nodded off. The moment I opened my eyes, I’d been dropped into a whole different setting. When I came to, not only had I been dumped from a snowy mountain in the desert, but I was also staring at a weathered, sinister-looking version of my dad, Uncle Meng, and another me. Wait! Another me?!!!! Hold on, where the heck have I ended up? Is this even still China?! If the parallel-world Li Cu were the biological child of Ping Xie and transmigrated into the original Sand Sea story, then saw Evil Emperor for the first time in the desert and called him Dad: Wu Xiaomao: Dad! Where’s my other dad? Evil Emperor: Who are you calling Dad? Who’s your dad? Who’s your other dad? And who are you? Wu Xiaomao: Aren’t you my dad? My dad is Wu Xie, and my other dad is Zhang Qiling. Evil Emperor: Wait, who did you say your dad and other dad are? Wu Xiaomao: Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling! Cu: Huh? Blind: Huh?! Apprentice, you really got together with the Mute? Pang: Huh?! Has technology really advanced that much?