Voice Chat Room: My Ship Has a Crush on Me

Recently, Qin Jinglin’s DMs have been flooded with all sorts of nonsense. Random person A: President, I heard that if you join the voice chat room, they assign you a partner. Do you think I qualify? Qin Jinglin: That’s not a thing. Don’t make stuff up! Fan Chenxing gazed up at him with sparkling eyes, resting against his shoulder. “Rumors! Those are absolutely rumors! The president chased me for nine blocks before he won me over. I wasn’t assigned to him!” Qin Jinglin: ... Random person B: President, I heard that once you join the voice chat room, you can flirt with anyone you want, and people will even line up to marry into your family. Is that true? Qin Jinglin: That’s not a thing. Don’t make stuff up! Ye Zhui: Hey, Seven Mic and Eight Mic must be new, right? Do you know who’s got this Tianyin Club covered? Me! You come in here without even showing some respect. Call me big brother! Mu Feng: Zhui Zhui, why are you flirting with guys again? Don’t you like the bubble tea shop and hot pot restaurant I opened for you recently? Should I open you a cake shop or a dessert shop instead? I’ll give you all the shares! Qin Jinglin: ... Random person C: President, I heard you can join the voice chat room and date a younger, rich, crazy guy. Is that true? Qin Jinglin: That’s not a thing. Don’t make stuff up! Shen Feiran huddled in a corner of the enormous estate. “Yi Cheng, don’t come any closer! Take one more step and I’ll kill you!” Yi Cheng: Feiran, I really, really love you. Please stop rejecting me, okay? I’m going to lose my mind. Qin Jinglin: ... Qin Jinglin: Could you all stop undermining me?! Huh? Whoever wants to be president can have the job! I quit!