I Write Unauthorized History of the Three Realms, Scaring the Gods Into Changing Their Household Registrations

[System] + [Unofficial History] + [the Myriad Worlds] + [Primordial Antiquity] + [The Struggle Between Buddhism and Daoism] I have two defining traits: 1. I hold grudges! 2. I’m honest! Question: “Sir, what do holding grudges and being honest have to do with each other?” Answer: “Put them together and you get this: if someone wrongs you, you pay them back. If you hold a grudge but don’t get even, how can you call yourself honest?” Question: “Can you give an example?” Answer: “When I was mortal, other mortals bullied and hurt me. After I became an immortal, I made sure not to spare a single one of them.” Question: “Shouldn’t immortals be compassionate? Why hold it against mortals?” Answer: “I don’t just go after mortals. I don’t spare immortals either. There was a great god named Nezha who kindly comforted me when I was down on my luck, telling me not to expect to reach the heavens in a single bound, but to keep my head down and wait for an opportunity. Even I couldn’t let that slide!” Question: “And then?” Answer: “I edited his previous life into a screw in the ancient primordial chaos.” Question: “Edited?” Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself! I’m Wang Xuan, the protagonist of this book, and I have a golden finger: the Career History Editing System. A solemn declaration: I can’t change the official history known to all within the Three Realms, but I can make up “unofficial history.” Don’t underestimate unofficial history. Once it becomes reality, karma is rewritten and the future overturned! Don’t believe me? Just watch. After all my meddling, the Jade Emperor secretly changed his surname and household registration overnight, afraid I’d take up my pen. If even the ruler of the Three Realms has changed his name and surname, how could the world not descend into chaos? The Thirty-Six Heavens? The Ninety-Nine Heavens? They’re nothing but the outermost membrane of the Myriad Worlds. Pierce through that membrane, and the real show will only just begin!