After Becoming the Aloof White Moonlight, I Let Loose a String of Curses

Breaking: The Cool, Untouchable Dream Girl Is Out of Character! Shen Qianli wakes up one day as the aloof dream girl in a novel. Munching on sunflower seeds as she watches the drama unfold, she thinks: Dream girl? Not happening. She’s rich, gorgeous, and adored. She’s not following the plot one bit, and she’s definitely giving people a piece of her mind. She just doesn’t get how one book can have so many people begging to be insulted and apparently in debt to the intelligence bank. Let’s hear it for the idiot male lead! You can’t even tell a fake dream girl from someone who truly loves you. No wonder you’re stuck groveling after your wife! And let’s hear it for the fake heiress who stole someone else’s identity! Even the first rinse from a decades-old tea brick isn’t as dark as you are! And let’s hear it for the clingy, idiotic villain! If you don’t know when to stop chasing someone, you’re just asking for a beating! And let’s hear it for the nosy busybody who lives by the sea! You sure know how to meddle! Shen Qianli is on a roll, hurling insults, when the man beside her kindly hands her a glass of water. “Qianqian, you’ve worked hard. Have a drink and soothe your throat.” Everyone is stunned. When did Gu Gang, the pride of heaven, become so gentle? Turns out even a brooding iceberg can come around one day. A carefree, do-as-she-pleases heiress × a reclusive, calculating, low-profile powerhouse