Ridiculous Food Deliveries: Bad Reviews Cost Lives, Late Orders Cost Looks

Ridiculous, absurd comedy, no female lead. There’s a System, but it’s kind of stupid. It’s not scary, but it goes great with food (read it while eating, and you’re guaranteed to spit your food out). Synopsis: Three years into the apocalypse, zombies have evolved into singing, dancing rap stars who even place group orders for milk tea?! Ye Xuan, once the apocalypse’s Daniel Wu, is now forced to work as a delivery driver. He drifts around on a beat-up electric scooter, delivering orders. Every second he’s late makes him uglier, and if he’s any later, he’ll end up looking like the palace maid Rong! “Bad reviews cost me years off my life? Late deliveries make me ugly? Not even a dog would deliver this!” Ye Xuan angrily rejects the apocalypse delivery System, only to be lured in by the “Immortal Emperor’s Delivery System”: “Deliver orders to cultivate immortality and keep your looks forever!” The brainless protagonist binds himself to it in an instant, setting off on a wildly absurd delivery route. He brings extra-spicy milk tea with added fingers to zombies, fried noodles with Kun Kun fan merch to the King of Hell, and stolen peaches to Sun Wukong! He’d hoped to slack off while cultivating immortality, but the System dumped him in the cultivation world to suffer: chased by beast hordes, used as bait, and facing evil cultivators who want to refine him into a virgin pill! He breaks down and begs: “Delivery work is the best!” From then on, he travels across the Myriad Worlds, delivering wine to Li Bai, apples to Newton, and an axe to Pangu. Hilarious scenes keep coming. Bad reviews costing years off your life? Not a chance! Five-star reviews, and his looks are maxed out!