[Lucky star + adored by the entire harem + System bound to the wrong person + fluffy beastspeak]
“Ding! Strong desire for palace intrigue detected. The strongest Palace Intrigue System is binding…”
“Binding successful! Welcome, fated heroine reborn: Ulanara Yixiu!”
On the icy ground, Zhen Huan is about to be forced to drink an abortion potion, with the evil nun Jingbai pressing her hand beneath her foot. She suddenly opens her eyes and, in a babyish voice, asks two words: “Who are you?”
The System is stunned: [??? Aren't you consumed with hatred for this harem, and reborn to kill all your enemies?]
Fishy (Zhen Huan) blinks her innocent big eyes and points at Jingbai. “All I want now is for her to slip and fall flat on her face.”
As soon as she finishes speaking, Jingbai's foot slips, and she lands face-first, perfectly, in a freshly frozen pile of cow dung!
The System: […What the heck?!]
Meanwhile, inside Jingren Palace,
Empress Yixiu has just been reborn and is ready to use the System to turn the tables, save her son, and eliminate every enemy.
Clutching her prayer beads tightly, she cannot understand why the golden finger she has waited so long for
has yet to arrive…
