Your Daoist Grandpa Was Born Bad

[Lighthearted, Funny, Cunning, Mindless Fun, Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger: It’s Got Everything!]

My parents vanished three years ago, and my only possession is a big black dog that does nothing but bury its head in its food?

A young thug bullies me, so I cripple him! A powerful family tries to crush me, so I cut off their legacy!

I carry a mysterious bronze fragment that can expose every weakness in the world! Flaws in cultivation techniques? The core of a formation? A fairy’s defenses? In my eyes, I, Lin Fan, they’re all worthless!

You have a prestigious inheritance? I have divine beast brothers! You have countless magical treasures? One brick from me will break all your techniques!

Others cultivate through spiritual roots. I cultivate through cunning! Others rely on magical treasures to survive tribulations. I call in my friends!

They say the world is unjust, so I’ll carve out a bright new world with my blade!

They say the path to immortality is cold and merciless, so I’ll take my brothers, a dog, and a sword, fight my way up to the ninth heaven, and ask the lofty gods and immortals: Is your neck tough enough for this ordinary iron blade of mine to chop clean through?