Armed with a Rumor-Mongering System, the Sharp-Tongued Princess Earns the Whole Court's Disdain

【Transmigrate into a book + rumor-spreading System + breakdowns + lighthearted + making things up + shocking】 Tao Ranran had too much fun surfing the web, so the System caught her and dragged her into a book. She became Princess Fuhua, who died after having a breakdown. The moment she opens her eyes, people are spreading rumors that she’s had a child, gotten an abortion, and slept with eight men. This is right up her alley! She fires back with a made-up tale: Minister Xi likes stealing women’s underwear and wearing it himself. The good news: the rumor comes true. The bad news: she has to stay alive until the ending. So she completely lets loose. Everyone is stunned. “What? Minister Xi wears iron underpants?” Tao Ranran makes things up: “Hey! Don’t blame Minister Xi. When he was young, someone forced themselves on him. He’s hurting inside, so we should try to understand.” Minister Xi covers his face and runs off at full speed: ... It’s over. He’ll never be able to hold his head up again. In the prison, an assassin attacks her. Tao Ranran says, “Assassin, your sword loves you. It’s willing to bend itself out of shape for you.” The assassin is dumbfounded. The long sword in his hand twists in an instant into eighteen loops, shaped like a twisted doughnut. Everyone else is left gaping: ... Then she meets a flirtatious playboy. She kindly advises him, “You shouldn’t play with girls’ feelings. Be careful, or your nose will grow when you lie.” In just one day, the young prince’s nose grows a full twenty centimeters. He stands in front of Tao Ranran, crying so hard his nose is running. From then on, everyone in the kingdom knows that Princess Fuhua has a magically empowered mouth: she’s a walking jinx. The crowd’s only entertainment each day is to grab a stool and wait for the show. The daily question: “Did the princess spread a rumor today?”