I Offered Instant Noodles to My Ancestors, and They Answered!

While society is obsessed with cultivating immortality through technology, no one realizes they have long since become prisoners of “spiritual qi code,” completely forgetting the origin of the Dao. In the fiftieth year of the spiritual qi revival, humanity built a civilization of “scientific cultivation” beneath the fangs of mutated beasts. Zhou Suanjin, a good-for-nothing descendant of charlatans, awakens an ancient immortal venerable who has slumbered in the Zhou family ancestral hall, all thanks to the aroma of cheap instant noodles and cigarettes. While everyone else uses supercomputers to decipher basic cultivation techniques, he trades barbecue for a Heaven-grade manual; while the academic establishment hunts mutated beasts with spirit-energy guns, he tosses out steel bars to form an ancient array; when the authorities declare that “the spiritual qi formula cannot be overturned,” he smiles and lights the old ancestor’s favorite self-heating hot pot As steam rises, the Three Thousand Great Daos return to the mortal world! This is a wild tale of bribing an ancestor with milk tea, making a contract with a divine beast using potato chips, and saving the world with instant noodles. When the juggernaut of technological cultivation crashes into the iceberg of ancient Daoist arts, the “briber” armed with delicious food will become the one who… crushes foes by dimensional superiority!