A Chinese Odyssey: Getting Guanyin a Phone Plan from the Start

Liu Han is a miserable bank clerk at the modern Cosmic Bank. While trying to sell credit cards to delivery drivers outdoors in 39-degree heat, he suffers heatstroke and accidentally transmigrates to the Tang dynasty, just as it is caught up in the great calamity of the Journey to the West. He awakens the Strongest Card-Application System, and as it happens, Guanyin Bodhisattva arrives in the Tang dynasty in disguise and is forced to undergo facial recognition. She signs up for the Great Tang's first phone card, and Liu Han ends up gaining some of her divine power and magic spells. From then on, he goes further and further down the road of signing people up for cards, and increasingly off the rails. Dear readers, come on in and get ready to laugh!