They Want Me to Save the Continent, but I Just Want to Run Away

Corporate wage slave Wang Riqin wakes up to find himself in another world, running naked through a stable from the start! His only golden finger is a cursed sword: [The Shame of the Lucky] has a 99% chance to deal a tenfold critical hit and obliterate enemies, but a 1% chance to miss and force him into a humiliating public spectacle! He only wanted to keep his head down, but on impulse, he buys Xueli, a wolf-eared girl.

From then on, protecting the beautiful women of other races around him becomes his KPI:

Combat? It’s all a gamble! He can’t enjoy looking cool while one-shotting monsters for more than three seconds. A nice hot bath is the real daily routine.

Providing for his family? The pressure is immense! He has to earn a living and support them, all while watching out for nobles’ dirty tricks, slave traders, and demons emerging from underground.

His dream? He just wants to lie flat! But the war between humans and demons sweeps him up, forcing this laid-back wage slave to take on the whole world to protect his “family.”

“This sword has a 99% success rate. Is it even legit?!”