I Touched Lu Bu from the Start: My Hands Can Steal Any Skill

[Three Kingdoms + Transmigration + Comedy-Roasting System + Wild Imagination + Recruiting Famous Generals + Conquering the Realm]

Transmigrating into the chaotic Three Kingdoms as a nobody, I nearly got scared into a pumpkin by Lu Bu’s murderous aura from the start!

Other people’s golden fingers let them dominate everything, but my System forces me to be a “walking groper”

Touch Lu Bu and steal [Expertise in the Sky Piercer Halberd (Fragment)], giving me +1 to my strength (limited-time trial version);

Touch Diao Chan and snag [Overwhelming Beauty +10], making Dong Zhuo and his son turn against each other with a single smile;

Touch Cao Cao and swipe [The Bearing of a Great Conqueror], leaving Old Cao tossing and turning all night: Why does this guy look even more like a villain than I do?!

When Dong Zhuo treats me like a stable hand and Yuan Shao calls me an insect...

I turn right around and give Zhang Liao [Terrorizing Jiangdong], then transmit [Expertise in Poisonous Schemes] straight into Jia Xu’s mind!

Years later, Lu Bu stares at the attribute panel I’ve emptied by touching him and breaks down: “Please, pick someone else to fleece!”

Liu Bei clings to my leg and cries: “You can have the title of Imperial Uncle! Can you give Guan Yu’s loyalty back to me?”

System bullet comments:

“Started slacking off and ended up at the top of the Three Kingdoms? This Host has thrown history off the rails!”

“Click to steal! Next stop: touch Zhuge Liang until he cries!”