Honghuang: I Slack Off, and a Bowl of Porridge Makes the Lord of Interception Cry

My name is Lin Yuan. In my previous life, I was a top-tier psychological counselor.

Now… I’m in the Primordial World, providing counseling to Sages.

[Ding! You’ve received a new “consultation” request!]

Client One: [Tongtian Jiaozhu]

Symptoms: severe post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), accompanied by a powerful urge to destroy the world.

Treatment: A bowl of [Yesterday Revisited Porridge], allowing him to make peace with himself through his memories.

Client Two: [Yuanshi Tianzun]

Symptoms: Severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. A perfectionist bound by “rules” and “face.”

Treatment: Three probing questions to the soul, making him put down his jade scepter with his own hands and admit his “failure.”

Client Three: [Houtu Zuwu]

Symptoms: Depression and confusion caused by excessive empathy, as she bears the sorrow of the entire Wu Clan.

Treatment: A bowl of [Reincarnation Soothing Porridge], showing her that death is not the end.

I thought I was simply treating people and saving lives while keeping my head down through the cataclysmic tribulation.

I never expected my little shop to become the greatest wild card in the Primordial World.

Tongtian, who had left and returned, and Yuanshi, who had let go of his pride, awkwardly shared a table in my shop.

The powerful Wu and Lich clans, sworn enemies, ate a plate of my [Let Go of Your Obsessions Stir-Fry], then left in silence, defusing a cataclysmic slaughter.

When every Sage became a regular at my shop, and even the lofty Heavenly Dao sent me a giant [?],

I finally realized that after healing the entire Primordial World, the one thing I had never seen through…

was the “obsession” that came with my transmigration.