Everyone Summons Gods, but I Summon Ghosts: The Five Chang Troops Are Just an A-Rank

Poverty can be deadly. Desperate to earn money for medical bills, Lin Su livestreams himself confronting ghosts, only for the act to become all too real. At the brink of death, his bloodline awakens, granting him an incredible golden finger: Spirit Binding and Command! Other people offer three sacrificial animals and five livestock when they summon a deity. Lin Su offers one a cigarette. Other people chant spells and draw talismans to commune with spirits. Lin Su turns around and treats them to hot pot! And so, the most absurd livestream in history is born. Rival streamer: “Report him! Those aren’t special effects! That ghost soldier riding a flaming bike is real!” Monsters and ghosts: “Weren’t we promised a blood sacrifice? Why did we get a bowl of spicy blood curd and a whole case of deadly Wusu beer?” Mysterious agency: “Investigate! We have to find out where this ‘wild supernatural’ called Lin Su came from! And why do his employees look even more like a proper army than ours?!” While all the factions are still fighting over blessed realms and sacred lands, Lin Su is already leading his ghost soldiers and generals into the security outsourcing business for the Three Realms and Six Paths. Lin Su: “What? Don’t panic. I’ll start a livestream and call in some help!”