How Shameless! The Panda Cub Comes to My House for Free Meals Every Day

Tired of the 996 grind, Lu Chuan returned to his hometown, leased a mountainside, and started a pig farm, determined to be a carefree streamer who wanted no part in the world. But on his first day streaming, the fragrant pig feed he’d made from a family recipe attracted a giant panda that came tumbling down from the sky. Right in front of the entire livestream audience, it plunged headfirst into the trough and devoured the food! The livestream exploded! “Streamer, why is your pig black and white? It looks like it’s going to do time!” “Damn, booked ten years of luxury prison food right from the start?” “I’ve called the police. Better get ready to work the sewing machines!” Faced with reports from the entire internet and police arriving in a hurry, Lu Chuan couldn’t explain himself no matter what he said. But that was only the beginning! Today, a South China tiger cub treats the pigpen like a cafeteria; tomorrow, a troop of golden snub-nosed monkeys mistakes him for their fruit supplier. Even the legendary white fox has taken up residence outside his house, waiting to be fed... You were supposed to raise pigs, not turn your pig farm into a zoo for national treasures! Under intense scrutiny from the authorities and round-the-clock supervision from the entire internet, Lu Chuan was at a loss for tears. “I really just wanted a quiet life. How did I become the only officially appointed chef at a cafeteria for national treasures?” The whole internet: “Stop making excuses! We’re hooked on the streamer’s ‘criminal’ antics!”