In this world, poetry, songs, and prose grant supreme power! How convenient: every successor has to memorize the poems taught in nine years of compulsory education! Though I started out as a good-for-nothing at the academy, I recited "Straight, the lonely smoke rises over the vast desert" at the brink of death. A solitary plume rose from the wasteland, stunning everyone! With five thousand years of Chinese poetry in my mind, a single character can split a mountain, and a single line can sever a river!
From then on, poetry let me command countless arts and roam the universe:
With the sword energy of "The Wanderer," I slay enemies in ten paces!
With "Viewing the Sea," I summon the stars to pour down and guard the eight corners of the world!
I create peerless sacred poems that illuminate the heavens, making my words law!
And I set the hearts of beauties across the myriad realms aflutter:
Su Yaoguang: A pure, snow-white-haired goddess, concealing a darkened heart and a blood feud. Only when she dozes against his shoulder does she show her dependence.
Ling Ruoyan: A domineering queen who dotes on him by force, nibbling his earlobe and tracing the hollow of his waist. "The poetic aura on you has me addicted, big sister's got it bad!"
Luo Qingyin: A lively, pink-haired, dazzling-eyed young girl. Though she blunders into trouble, she erupts with passion for him: "I love it most when you recite poetry!"
Qin Qingran: A cool, sharp-tongued, chaste beauty. With a kiss to his wrist, she seals their bond of life and death: "Tired? Come back. The tea's still warm."
Leng Yuexin: A timid girl with mismatched eyes and a heart like glass, grieving for her daughter. She interlaces her fingers with his and kisses him to soothe his cold poison: "It hurts... Share a little with me..."
Xiao Meier: A seductive beauty with little tiger fangs and a lovestruck smile, teasing him with her toes amid the flames of battle: "I'll scratch it all away from you, every last bit!"
Ye Hongxiu: A haughty, domineering empress in black stockings. Her gaze hides a shy affection: "Hmph, the realm... How about I give you half?"
Watch a good-for-nothing scholar prove his path through poetry, with beauties at his side and literary aura soaring to the heavens!
Subdue mountains and rivers, defeat powerful foes, set the world to rights, and intoxicate the beauties!
In a world where poetry is the pinnacle, create an immortal sacred work of your own!
Across the myriad realms, my poetry is the law of heaven!
