How to Become the Greatest Trickster in the Primordial World

Niu De, a little blue ox with an extraordinary lineage, wants nothing more than to keep his head down and live in peace in the primordial world. But the [Primordial Old-Six Shenanigans System] he comes with has other ideas:

“Ding! Beginner's quest: Tell Dao Ancestor Hongjun a corny joke. Reward: Introductory volume of the Great Way Yin-Yang Limitless Art!”

The little ox opens his book with tears in his eyes. “D-D, Dao Ancestor, do you know why Great God Pangu got so tired splitting the heavens and earth? Because the old fellow wasn't wearing long johns!”

Hongjun: “...”

From then on, the primordial world goes completely off the rails. During the first Dragon-Phoenix Tribulation, he sells Ancestral Dragon “Dragon-Tiger Vitality Pills” (actually refined laxatives). On the eve of the War Between the Liches, he teaches Ancestress Houtu to introduce “Six Paths of Reincarnation KPI reviews.” During the Investiture of the Gods calamity, he convinces Shen Gongbao to upgrade “Fellow Daoist, please stay” to “Fellow Daoist, team up for a game!”...

Yuanshi Tianzun is so furious that the three flowers bloom above his head. “Niu De! Come out and face your death!”

The little ox expertly ducks into the Wa Palace and clings to the leg of the Sage Nuwa, trembling. “Your Ladyship, help! This humble Daoist, the True Ox, only wants to contribute to peace and happiness in the primordial world, and, well... perhaps study the dual-cultivation mysteries of the ‘Great Way Yin-Yang Limitless Art’?” Nuwa smiles and gently strokes his horns. “Little True Ox, your ‘Niu De’ really will last forever...”

See how an ox of extraordinary lineage turns the primordial world upside down and laughs in the face of every calamity, using his “ox virtue” and outrageous antics to escape the pursuit of one powerful figure after another!