Empress, Stop Imagining Things! I’m Really Not a Loyal Minister

[Historical transmigration] + [Court power struggles] + [Irresponsible, death-seeking official vs. tsundere, overthinking empress] + [A steady stream of satisfying moments] + [Rise of an underdog] I transmigrated into the capital's number-one good-for-nothing, and was sentenced to death from the start! To save my life, I verbally shredded the iron-faced censor who came to impeach me in front of the entire court, until he foamed at the mouth and had to be carried away! Empress Song Qinghuan was so furious at my outrageous remarks that she crushed the armrest of her throne. But just as everyone thought I was doomed, she gritted her teeth and declared, “Reward him!” From then on, I embarked on a glorious path of courting death. I use “golden juice” to defend the borders, and she imagines that I'm kindhearted and can't bear to kill. I curse at enemy generals, and she imagines that I'm a master strategist who knows winning hearts is the key to victory. The more shameless my methods, the more ardently she gazes at me, as if I were a priceless treasure! At last, after a victory banquet, she cornered me in the imperial garden, her phoenix eyes blazing. “Qin Ge, do you know your crime?” I smiled faintly and leaned close to her ear. “Your Majesty, I know my crime. My greatest crime is discovering that you look even lovelier blushing than you do when you're angry.”