I Found a Little Tang Dynasty Dumpling

On a stormy night, Gu Chen found a three-year-old girl on a street corner, dressed in Tang Dynasty court robes.

The little girl called herself “This Princess” and used classical Chinese to scold him for his “strange attire.”

Gu Chen reluctantly took in the “Princess Jinyang” and discovered that whenever she saw war scenes on TV, she covered her eyes and cried, “Father, please don't wage war against Goguryeo!”

On her first day at kindergarten, her teacher called in a panic: “Mr. Gu! Your little sister insists that every child bow down to her!”

As he struggled to deal with the chaos, a stern professor came to his door. “The jade pendant that child is wearing is a burial object lost from Emperor Taizong's Zhaoling Mausoleum.”

Even stranger, an antique shop owner stared at little Sizi and murmured, “Your Highness, it's time to go ‘home’...”

Gu Chen picked up the bewildered little girl and sneered. “I'm the one who decides where her home is now.”