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The moment Jia Xiongba opened his eyes, he had become the Black Bear Spirit from Journey to the West, destined to become someone's mount. After binding himself to a Variety Sign-in System, the whole story went completely off the rails.
He planted vegetables in Black Wind Cave and signed in to receive Shen Nong's personal teachings. He acted innocent in front of Sun Wukong and earned the ability to use the Heavens and Earth as his form. He rescued a fox in front of Guanyin and gained the right to use the nectar from her Pure Vase.
The Demon King who was supposed to steal the kasaya spent every day studying vegetarian recipes, teaching little monsters Buddhist teachings, and leading the birds and beasts in protecting the environment.
Sun Wukong couldn't budge his indestructible body with a single strike of his staff. Tang Sanzang praised him as "more compassionate than a monk," and Guanyin was left dumbfounded when she saw him bandaging a monster's wounds.
Jia Xiongba declared, "What's a monster's image? Can you eat it? I can become invincible just by signing in, so why not lie flat and take it easy?"
From then on, Journey to the West had a Black Bear Spirit who could withstand the Golden Cudgel, was immune to the Tightening Spell, and became famous throughout the Three Realms for growing vegetables. Who cared if his monster image fell to pieces on the road to invincibility?
Alas, give it three stars. There is no big poison. Oh no, there is one big poison. Small poisons are constant. There is a shortage of books. You can read it without thinking.
It's a trap, it's a mess, the preface doesn't match the postscript, and the chapters are all messed up.