My Cultivation Golden Finger Is Pinduoduo

I transmigrated with a phone that had only 1% battery left.

I planned to be a good-for-nothing and lie flat, but the System told me I could enhance anything.

Spicy strips? Enhanced into dragon-tendon immortal threads, which the Blackwater Turtle ate and immediately evolved by breathing fire. A pair of torn trousers? Enhanced into an invincible defensive treasure, which my grandmaster uncle gritted his teeth and bought at auction. At the sect tournament, my opponent summoned his life-bound flying sword.

I silently pulled out my phone. “With my last 1% of battery, enhance this pile of crap.”

In an instant, golden light blazed everywhere, and the pile of crap transformed into the mythical beast Sky-Swallowing Hou.

My grandmaster uncle pointed at my red underpants and roared, “Just how strong is this thing's defense?”

I said, “The matching pair you're wearing is your answer.”