Lin Chen, a naked baby found in the snow, has a purple-gold alms bowl that he uses to eat. Uncle Jiu adopts him as a miraculous child, but after eight years of cultivation, he still can't draw in qi?
He's frantic with worry! Then the Ren family's ancestral grave starts acting up.
“Ding! The purple-gold alms bowl has awakened the Great Might Heavenly Dragon Merit System!”
From then on, everything changes:
“Such parlor tricks, and you dare show them off in front of a master?” Lin Chen flips his little hand, and Buddha's light shines everywhere.
“Great Might Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored One, Ksitigarbha! Prajna, Bama, Boom!”
He sends demons and ghosts to their next life by force.
Uncle Jiu clutches his forehead. “Disciple, your catchphrase is scarier than a zombie.”
Dong Xiaoyu: My dear, I...
Lin Chen: A vengeful ghost? Suppressed!
Ren Weiyong: Hoo hoo hoo...
Lin Chen: A hairy zombie? Suppressed!
Feng Shui master: You ignorant brat, behold the formation I've spent twenty years arranging!
Lin Chen: Half-human, half-ghost? Suppressed!
Damn, this is absurd! A Taoist priest practicing Buddhism...
Could you please not use a Taoist priest? This is Buddhist practice.